Well, how's that for a cushy job? Evidently, if one works at the
British Embassy in their Visa Applications section, one is only
required to present one's self for work between the eminently
civilised hours of 0900 and 1100.

What? Do you mean to say that they should be open during normal
business hours? What a ridiculous suggestion! If you dirty, stinking
foreigners can't present yourselves at Her Majesty's loyal servants'
pleasure, then we want nothing to do with you.

I'm starting to wonder exactly why it is that Australian currency
still has her profile on it. It's not as if it seems to be worth much
to Her Majesty any more. Grr.

At least the contract front is looking up.