Just a quick note for anyone who may be wondering what's happened to me: I still don't have physical access to my web server, and it's way too painful to update everything over a 33.6kbps modem shared between four people. Ugh.

ADSL is on its way and should be provisioned sometime this or next week; after that I'll have real access to my machines again and will be able to post photos etc. Until then, if you're not subscribed to the uglybugger updates, why not go there and subscribe now? That way you'll get updated as soon as I post anything meaningful